I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.
Human life is far too precious to risk on crazy stunts.
Stories often have happy endings. It's life that throws you for a loop.
It is not a lie to keep the truth to oneself.
Evil retreats when forcibly confronted.
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
There are only two places in the world: over here, and over there.
I called a temp agency looking for work and they asked if I had any phone skills. I said, "I called you, didn't I?"
I was thrown out of Victoria's Secret. I gave the secret away, and they just frown on that.
You humanoids. You're all obsessed with these convoluted mating rituals.