When I tell a lie my palms get sweaty. When I tell the truth the people I'm talking about get sweaty.
You can show command of language by saying nothing.
I call my weekly salary my take-home pay because it's the only place I can afford to go with it.
He's one big guy. He has a ship tattooed on his chest -- actual size.
What an appetite! He'll eat anything that's standing still. He'll eat anything that's moving, too, only it takes him longer.
There's only one real cure for baldness: hair.
To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Youth can be a wonderful thing if you're young enough to enjoy it.
He's the cheapest man I've ever known; he still has the first dollar he ever borrowed.
He's not bald. He's just taller than his hair.