Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave.
Men have become fools with their tools.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If you do not feel yourself growing in your work and your life broadening and deepening, if your task is not a perpetual tonic to you, you have not found your place.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.