For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: If there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice.
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Insanity in individuals is something rare, but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.