For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Where facts are few, experts are many.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.