J. W. Schopf

For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.

Emile Coue

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.

Jewish proverb

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

George Santayana

To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.

Jules Feiffer

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.


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