Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Scaldophoboa: Fear of a toilet flush while showering.
Baby, you're the ginchiest!
Eat my shorts!
Sock it to me!