Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.