Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

Bill Tammeus

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.

The last time somebody said, "I find I can write much better with a word processor," I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs."

Jean Anouilh

We poison our lives with fear of burglary and shipwreck, and, ask anyone, the house is never burgled, and the ship never goes down.

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.


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