If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.