I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
The more you read and observe about this politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.