Banks will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too.
Why can't a snorer hear himself snore?
He could get lost staying home.
A business is customer-driven. A company thrives when their customers thrive.
He snores so loudly, I think he studied sleeping under Harley-Davidson.
I dreamed I was awake all night.
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world: an assigned parking space.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.