Alexander Woollcott

A dull town is one in which there's no place where you shouldn't go.

The town was so small, if two people stopped to talk, it was considered a town meeting.

The town is so small it only has two streets: Main Street and Not-Main Street.

The doctor says I might have insomnia, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Dayton Allen

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

He's so intelligent. Talking with him is the equivalent of passing the bar exam.


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