A dull town is one in which there's no place where you shouldn't go.
The town is so small, the road map is actual size.
The only way to have fun in some towns is to move away.
The town was so small, if two people stopped to talk, it was considered a town meeting.
The town is so small it only has two streets: Main Street and Not-Main Street.
The doctor says I might have insomnia, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
There's only one cure for snoring: insomnia.
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
If his mind suddenly goes blank, it's an improvement.
He's so intelligent. Talking with him is the equivalent of passing the bar exam.