My hobby is napping. It's not only fun, it's inexpensive.
I am smart. I know a lot. I just can't think of it.
Every town has a gossip. If you don't hear any, you're it.
America is like a gigantic boiler. Once the fuse is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate.
In school he was so smart that the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.
When I graduated from college, I had no idea what I was going to do, but I had a piece of paper that said I knew how to do it.
A nation stays healthy as long as it deals with its real problems, and starts to decline when it takes on peripheral issues.
You know you watch too much TV if at the end of your dreams, credits roll by.
The town is so small, the 7-11 is called 2-5.
It used to be a one-horse town, until the horse quit.