I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Life is just a bowl of cherry pits.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life: violence and committee meetings.