The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

Dandemis

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Dave Barry

The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Gary Trudeau

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

Doctor Who

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Anatole Broyard

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

George Carlin

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose. It'll be much harder to detect.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

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