The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

H. P. Lovecraft

The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

G. K. Chesterton

Artistic temperment is a disease that afflicts amateurs.

Foster Meharny Russell

Every story has three sides to it: yours, mine, and the facts.

Bertrand Russell

The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

Cyrus Ching

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.


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