Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and "have fun".
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.