I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Oregano is the spice of life.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Actions lie louder than words.
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoyes several times the same good things for the first time.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.