To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

J. D. Salinger

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space.

Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy someone else.

Alfred E. Newman

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.

The word "meaningful" when used today is nearly always meaningless.


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