Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Murphy's Law: If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Money can't buy happiness. It can, however, rent it.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
The good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Because it's there.
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.