There's too much blood in my caffeine stream.
Ever notice how good Microsoft Windows runs? Neither did I.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged with Battery!
Microsoft C# is really D-flat.
Why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Oxymoron: free gift
Oxymoron: Criminal lawyer.
I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.