Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Millions of people aren't working, but fortunately they have jobs.
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting 50 percent of the publicity.
A man who tries to carry a cat home by its tail will learn a lesson that can be learned in no other way.
Wisdom has been granted to us principally that we may know how to handle our pleasures.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.