I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If all is not lost, where is it?
All reports are in: Life is now officially unfair.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
Q. How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. The lightbulb works fine on my system.
If the attack is going well, you are probably in an ambush.
If you want to learn something, no one can stop you. If you don't want to learn it, no one can make you.