I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
If anyone speaks badly of you, live so no one will believe it.
I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the rights of the people by the gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.