A short fortune-teller has escaped from prison. Be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
Australian local area network: the LAN down under.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Q: What's the difference between your neighborhood McDonald's and a Clear Channel radio station? A: The voice behind the microphone at McDonald's is live and local.
The metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimeter bullet.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-
Never write when you can speak. Never speak when you can nod.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.