Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand, lollipop with the right hand.
In pro ball, the guy who pays the players is called an "owner". In college, he's called an "alum".
Stock option plans reward the executive for doing the wrong thing. Instead of asking, 'Are we making the right decisions?' he asks, 'How did we close today?' It is encouragement to loot the corporation.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Neilsen breaks down its TV ratings into three age categories: Youth, Adults, and CBS.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.