A speech can make you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Many people believe that if they learn how, they will have to do it.
We learn in two ways: by doing, and by being done.
I have learned a good deal from my own talk.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
The main thing is that you keep the main thing the main thing.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Say this, repeatedly: The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick