Life is so uncertain; half of it is "if".
The first part or our lives we spend time making money, and the second part we spend money killing time.
You get out of life just what you put into it -- minus taxes.
Life is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on -- that's life.
Life is a matter about which we are lost if we reason either too much or too little.
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
It is impossible to cheat life. There are no answers to the problems of life in the back of the book.
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Tell your child to lie for you, and he will learn to lie to you.