Profit is an opinion, but cash is a fact.
Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian.
If you haven't done it before, do not do it here.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Don't steal -- the government hates competition.
Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you.
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?