Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
No coffee, no workee.
You can agree with me, or you can be wrong.
I'm only partially right 100% of the time.
Don't sweat the petty or pet the sweaty.
Due to the current economic situation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Perfection is expected; excellence will be accepted.
Gravity always wins. The best you can expect is a tie.