Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.
Officer, you're not going to check the trunk are you?
Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Officer, are you Andy or Barney?
Thanks, officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.
If your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Each snowflake in an avalance pleads not guilty.
Actor: How can I change me to suit the script? Star: How can I change the script to suit me?
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, '...you're making a scene.'