Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Most of the terrorists came here legally, but hung around on expired visas for years. Compare that to Blockbuster: You're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going on.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

George Roy Hill

Critics are the little people who come onto the battlefield after the war and shoot all the wounded.


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