As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third way works.
There are only two ways to succeed. First, never tell everything you know.
I've seen enough to know how little I know, and this will be my key to success.
You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's much to small to be out on it's own.
Skepticism is the the first step on the path to wisdom.
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
The grass may be greener on the other side, but the water bill is higher.
If you have to use statistics to prove it, it probably isn't true anyway.
It is better to do and regret doing than not do and regret not doing.