O for a life of sensations rather than of thoughts!
I regard it almost as a law of nature that anytime an Internet-based standard is good enough, it will take over the volume business from the proprietary standard.
The job market is improving due to faster economic growth, and the need to replace all the corporate executives who are going to jail.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
You know it's a bad day when... your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.