Marriage is like the Middle East: there's no solution.
He's the first in his family to be born without a tail
He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
He is cruelly depriving some village of an idiot.
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
My mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained
Most people live and learn, but he just lives.
How can I love nature, when it did this to me?