Charles Bronson

I guess I look like a rock quarry that has been dynamited.

My face looks like a wedding cake that has been left out in the rain.

Al Boliska

Air travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant.

Edware Howe

If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.


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