If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
No one in the history of the world ever washed a rented car.
Enjoy every sandwich.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Her virtue was that she said what she thought; her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.