The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
Prophecy is the wit of a fool.
Life is not measured in years, it is measured in moments.
The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Every great scientific truth goes through three stages. First, people say it conflicts with the Bible. Next they say it had been discovered before. Lastly they say they always believed it.
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code. He turned himself in.
There were 13 kids in my family. We were so poor we had to eat cereal with a fork, so we could pass the milk to the next kid.
The most important thing to succeed in show business is sincerity. And if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood'.