Conventiality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.
My feet are still on the ground, I'm just wearing better shoes.
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
The fulfillent in adulthood of childhood fantasies is the very definition of happiness.
The only thing that we know with a great deal of certainty is that the future is, of a necessity, unknown.
Only a divinity could determine which is funnier: man's dream of woman, or woman as she is.
The great snare in human thought is unconditional acceptance of irrational assumptions.
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
Monogamy is impossible among interesting people.