The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of humanity.

Graham Greene

In human relations, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.

Curly Howard

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed!

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

JF Champaigne

If you're really good at something, it's only because it's obsolete.

The best way to end up with a million dollars is to give your stockbroker two million dollars.

Data is not information until it is organized. Information is not knowledge until it is analyzed. Knowledge is not power until it is wisely utilized.

I'd just like to shoot that Murphy! But alas, my gun would probably jam.


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