If it's good, they'll stop making it.
Nothing minor ever happens to a car.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
You can never do merely one thing.
The Universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Parking spaces are always on the other side of the street.
How come N+1 trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as N trivial tasks?
An item you need will only go on sale after you buy it at the regular price.
If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires.