Statistics are a highly logical and precise method for saying a half-truth inaccurately.
Even if it can't...it might.
Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
If everything seems to be going well, you have overlooked something.
How come there's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over?
No matter what happens, there's always someone who knew it would.
For every week you're on vacation and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.
If you get really good at something, you'll find out you don't need to do it anymore.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting.