Blame your predecessor.
There's no business like NO business.
One person's floor is another person's ceiling.
If you think you have the answer, the question was poorly phrased.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
If you do a job twice, it's yours.
The more complex the problem, the sooner the deadline.
Today is the last day of the first part of your life.
Nobody notices when things go right.