A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
The best way out is always through. --Robert Frost
He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Youth looks ahead. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
You can lead a horse to water, but a fish will WANT to go.
If someone offers you the world on a silver platter, take the platter.