Possession diminishes perception of value, immediately.
You're only as old as you feel -- the next day.
Always shop for nothing. You'll come back with something.
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.
Since one picture is worth a thousand words, one word must be worth .001 of a picture.
Telephone Company motto: We don't care. We don't have to.
The alternative to getting old is depressing.
There's always one more bug.
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.