Anyone who owns a telephone is at the mercy of any fool who knows how to dial.

David Gerrold

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?

Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve.

Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you're with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Darrell Royal

Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your hip pockets for fish.


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