We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to tolerate the intolerant, and impossible to tolerate the intolerable.
There are two periods when Congress does no business. One is before the holidays, and the other after.
They don't make 'em like they used to. They didn't then, either.
Never explain; your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember, and those who read to forget.
At a certain age some people's minds close up. They live on their intellectual fat.
I have made this a rather long letter because I haven't had time to make it shorter.