Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
If you hear someone in public life say that he is going to stand firmly on principle, you should take cover, and warn others to do the same.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Traveler, there is no path; the path is made by walking.
Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born.
Dumb is just not knowing. Ditsy is having the courage to ask.
Women and elephants never forget.
Science is what you know; philosophy is what you don't know.