Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

John Kennety Galbraith

If you hear someone in public life say that he is going to stand firmly on principle, you should take cover, and warn others to do the same.

Honore de Balzac

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.

Dean Martin

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Antonio Machado

Traveler, there is no path; the path is made by walking.

Bela Bartok

Only from the entirely old can the entirely new be born.

Jessica Simpson

Dumb is just not knowing. Ditsy is having the courage to ask.

Albert Einstein

Science is what you know; philosophy is what you don't know.


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