If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Some people who want to be a procrastinator never get around to it.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Don't get even, get odder.
You may not mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
Politicians are like diapers: They should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected. A carefully planned project takes four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.