If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
Today's scientific question: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
A person has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.
New systems generate new problems.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Meeting: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
Normal is a rumor.